April 18th 1930: Nothing happened
On this day in 1930 BBC Radio announced in a 6.30pm news bulletin that there was no news for that day and instead played piano music for the duration of the programme.
“Good evening. Today is Good Friday. There is no news.”
- BBC presenter#meanwhile in britain #why do you get the feeling they were covering something up #there is NO NEWS #or ANY NEED TO LOOK OUTSIDE #there are certainly not aliens invading AT THIS VERY MOMENT #PLEASE ENJOY THIS WONDERFUL PIECE BY CHOPIN
the doctor.
Definitely the Doctor.
“Hold my hand, Doctor. Try to see what I see. We’re so lucky we’re still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black, without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue. And blue and through the blueness and the blackness, the wind swirling through the air. And then shining, burning, bursting through the stars. Can you see how they roll their light? Everywhere we look, complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.”
WEEPING ANGEL,
YOU ARE DRUNK.Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.
People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression of perfectly sober to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr
Those comments.
Banana.
